"If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe."

"As for the Devil - that is somebody our religion tried to do without for a long time."

"Although a madman, Norton wrote letters to Abraham Lincoln and Queen Victoria which they took seriously."

"Every few thousand years some shepard inhales smoke from a burning bush and has a vision or eats moldy rye bread in a cave and sees God."

"What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos."

"Safe sex - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love."

"Organized religion preaches Order and Love but spawns Chaos and Fury. Why?"