"Here's a very good rule of thumb in politics: losing begets losing."

"She needs to seem tough, and whatever Hillary's weaknesses, tough is a pretty good word to describe her."

"Back in 1995, Bill Gates himself didn't understand that the internet was the direction computing was going."

"Robots have a rich and storied history in movies."

"The presidency is not an entry-level electoral job."

"Movies and television shows based on comic books constitute the worst single genre in the history of filmed entertainment (with the exception of porn)."

"For the record, I am not an admitted homosexual, nor am I a homosexual, though I do know the lyrics to every show tune ever written, which might perhaps account for the confusion."

"Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there's no such thing as a comedian who doesn't do impressions."

"The great mystery is why robots come off so well in science-fiction films when the human characters are often so astoundingly wooden."

"Conservatives must avoid the siren song of schism, or all is lost."

"I was wholeheartedly attracted to the conservative atmosphere that permeated the city of Washington."