"I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may."

"The things in my songs are the edited highlights of my life. I don't go seeking out strange sexual experiences every day of the week."

"Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head checked."

"Its OK to grow up, just as long as you don't grow old. Face it you are young."

"We've always been a bit out of touch with reality."