"You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow."

"I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools."

"There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it."

"The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be."

"I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock."

"We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it."