"Of course people don't want war. Why should a poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best thing he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece?"

"I herewith commission you to carry out all preparations with regard to... a total solution of the Jewish question in those territories of Europe which are under German influence."

"Whenever I hear the word culture, I reach for my Browning!"

"Shoot first and ask questions later, and don't worry, no matter what happens, I will protect you."

"Education is dangerous - every educated person is a future enemy."

"Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat."