"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."