"Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one's self."

"Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult."

"Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally."

"Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way."

"Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."

"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home."

"Vote Labor and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them."