"A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man."

"I think women still want to be married. But I don't think they'll do anything to get married anymore."

"Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic."

"My private life is private. But at the same time, I have nothing to hide. So what I will say is that I am very happy."