"It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'."

"Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality."

"Thank God I have the seeing eye, that is to say, as I lie in bed I can walk step by step on the fells and rough land seeing every stone and flower and patch of bog and cotton pass where my old legs will never take me again."

"All outward forms of religion are almost useless, and are the causes of endless strife. Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest."