"We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb."

"The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy."

"You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise."

"Once you give up rights, they're not going to give them back."

"You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that."

"I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism."

"We have, essentially, a worthless democracy."

"When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story."

"And I'm not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it."

"I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that."