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M.F. Moonzajer

"Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass."

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Donna Grant

"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

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Donna Grant

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

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Donna Grant

"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

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Donna Grant

"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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Donna Grant

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

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Donna Grant

"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."

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Donna Grant

"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"

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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."

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Donna Grant

"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."

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Donna Grant

"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."

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M.F. Moonzajer
"I hate the nature of humans, how much you get closer that much they run away."

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M.F. Moonzajer
"Dogs are owned for their loyalty, but men are owned only because of their stupidity."

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M.F. Moonzajer
"I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy."

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M.F. Moonzajer
"When I am with you, even the water makes me drank."

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M.F. Moonzajer
"The difference between human and other species is, they eat each other when they have nothing to eat, but we eat each other while having everything."

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M.F. Moonzajer
"Humans are very strange. When you need a hug, they throw you away, when you need condolence , they insult you, and when you need love, they betray you."

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"They were drinking, laughing and dancing, but I was sitting alone in the corner and talking to your soul."

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M.F. Moonzajer
"Our love story is not written yet, it is mix of stupidity, fun and devotion."

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"There are two groups of people in this world; first, those who have everything but nothing and second, those who have nothing but everything."

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M.F. Moonzajer
"From the first day we have been fighting the wrong enemy, our common enemy is religion which dictates upon us division and partition."

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