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"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."
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"I don't think any industry was ever as closely scrutinized and written about and constantly in the public eye as television."
"I might have had trouble saving France in 1946 - I didn't have television then."
"I did honest television. Real, live, honest television. That's what I did best."
"Ronald Reagan is clearly to television what Franklin Roosevelt was to radio."
"Television probably has become the most evocative, widely observed signpost we have."
"TV does a thing that film can never do. It takes you to a place that no novel written after the late 19th century can. You can just go through people's lives it's like a marriage."
"A modern revolutionary group heads for the television station."
"Sometimes I look around my living room, and the most real thing in the room is the television. It's bright and vivid, and the rest of my life looks drab. So I turn the damn thing off. That does it every time. Get my life back."
"We took the whole thing far too seriously. After all, those were early days in television."
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