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"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."
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"I am currently talking to one of the studios about making American Star as a TV series."
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"Television speeded everything up."
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"Ronald Reagan is clearly to television what Franklin Roosevelt was to radio."
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"Television has dried up for my generation, so it's plays and films."
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"When I played Bobby Fischer, my opponent fought against organizations - the television producers and the match organizers. But he never fought against me personally. I lost to Bobby before the match because he was already stronger than I. He won normally."
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"Television is not the exclusive target of promoters. Is Superman really worthy of a Newsweek cover?"
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"I rode into the dawning world of television in 1944 on a train."
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"I personally don't have a problem with naked bodies on television."
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"Cutting edge, breakthrough, television. That's what we want to do."
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"I did honest television. Real, live, honest television. That's what I did best."
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"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."
Life
"Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting."
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"American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it."
Humor
"As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula."
Humor
"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."
Religion
"If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland."
Humor
"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."
Body
"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot."
Computer
"Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column."
Chance
"The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting."
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