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"Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!"
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"Freedom is a subset of survival."
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"Why should their liberty than ours be more?"
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"Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like."
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"Empire and liberty."
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"Many rabble-rousers for libertarianism, liberty and freedom are unwitting pawns of controllers they have never even considered."
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"There have been in this century only one great man and one great thing: Napoleon and liberty. For want of the great man, let us have the great thing."
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"From a political point of view, there is but one principle, the sovereignty of man over himself. This sovereignty of myself over myself is called Liberty."
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"I sometimes think that the price of liberty is not so much eternal vigilance as eternal dirt."
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"When liberty returns, I will return."
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"I never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any party of men whatever in religion, in philosophy, in politics, or in anything else where I was capable of thinking for myself. Such an addiction is the last degradation of a free and moral agent. If I could not go to heaven but with a party, I would not go there at all."
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"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."
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"There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky."
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"My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever."
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"The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs."
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"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"
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"To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap."
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"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."
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"The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge."
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"As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers."
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"Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?"
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