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"Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!"
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"It seems that the price of having freedom is having to constantly fight to keep it."
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"Freedom is a subset of survival."
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"The greatest abuse that we perpetrate on liberty is our assumed right to it."
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"Why should their liberty than ours be more?"
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"He [Weishaupt] says, no one ever laid a surer foundation for liberty than our grand master, Jesus of Nazareth."
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"Freedom is indivisible. As soon as one starts to restrict it, one enters upon a decline on which it is difficult to stop."
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"Human beings possess the gift of personal freedom and liberty of the mind. We each possess the sovereignty over the body and mind to define ourselves and embrace the values that we wish to exemplify. Personal autonomy enables humans to take independent action and use reason to establish moral values. We are part of nature. Consciousness, human cognition, and awareness of our own mortality allow us to script an independent survival reality and not merely react to environmental forces."
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"The approach of liberty makes even an old man brave."
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"Happiness isn't reserved for privileged individuals. It is a state of mind that can neither be bought nor stolen nor traded, it is a liberty available to anyone."
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"If a religion wants you to give up your freedom, just give up that religion! Nothing is holier than your freedom!"
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"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."
Famous
"I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work."
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"I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!"
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"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."
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"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"
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"I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine."
Challenge
"I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned."
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"We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second."
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"You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school."
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"As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers."
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