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""Think simple" as my old master used to say - meaning reduce the whole of its parts into the simplest terms, getting back to first principles."

"A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think."

"In Braille you write your flat sign first and then your note."

"Manage yourself first and others will take your orders."

"When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at first it's novel and brand new and then you watch every channel, every show. And then you become a little more selective and more selective, until ultimately... you wind up with a radio."

"But I learned first-hand how the news media operates by watching how they interpreted, changed, and misrepresented my intentions."

"When Seymour saw me seated at the piano at that first rehearsal, he shouted: 'What's that kid doing here? Call your piano player and let's get started.'"

"I may not be a first-rate composer, but I am a first-class second-rate composer."
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"I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried."

"A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms."

"First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for "The Passion of the Christ"? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff."

"Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots."

"I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid."
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