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"In the first place, Descartes stands for the most explicit and uncompromising dualism between mind and matter."

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

"A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think."

"I think at the point when they were first starting to talk about a movie, it was a little bit different back then."

"Then when I got to Hollywood, the first musical I did was Festival in 1977."

"I had deeper, more reflective songs on the first album."
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"I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried."

"A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms."

"Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots."

"I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid."

"First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for "The Passion of the Christ"? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff."
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