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David Letterman

"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."

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"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."

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David Letterman
"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."

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David Letterman
"Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger."

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David Letterman
"The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong."

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David Letterman
"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."

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David Letterman
"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."

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David Letterman
"Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?"

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David Letterman
"For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home."

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David Letterman
"People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine."

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David Letterman
"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."

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David Letterman
"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."

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Aberjhani

"We are all experts in our own little niches."

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Aberjhani

"It was at Bell Labs that I first made direct contact with real semiconductor experts and thus began to fully understand what amazing materials they were and what they could do."

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Aberjhani

"Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all."

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Aberjhani

"Jazz is like wine. When it is new, it is only for the experts, but when it gets older, everybody wants it."

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Aberjhani

"Several experts on the Middle East concur that the Middle East cannot be democratized."

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Aberjhani

"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."

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Aberjhani

"These are estimates that are done by the experts as to how much they expect we could get from the first lease sale that would take place in ANWR, and the estimate is about $2.5 billion."

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Aberjhani

"I've participated in meetings where there were concerns by ethical experts. There is no clear solution."

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