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"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."
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"These are estimates that are done by the experts as to how much they expect we could get from the first lease sale that would take place in ANWR, and the estimate is about $2.5 billion."
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"We are all experts in our own little niches."
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"Jazz is like wine. When it is new, it is only for the experts, but when it gets older, everybody wants it."
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"It was at Bell Labs that I first made direct contact with real semiconductor experts and thus began to fully understand what amazing materials they were and what they could do."
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"Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all."
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"I've participated in meetings where there were concerns by ethical experts. There is no clear solution."
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"Several experts on the Middle East concur that the Middle East cannot be democratized."
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"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
Change
"Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard."
Iraq
"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."
Old
"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population."
People
"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either."
War
"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
Ladies
"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."
People
"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?"
God
"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."
Experts
"People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine."
People
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