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"Several experts on the Middle East concur that the Middle East cannot be democratized."
"It was at Bell Labs that I first made direct contact with real semiconductor experts and thus began to fully understand what amazing materials they were and what they could do."
"Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all."
"These are estimates that are done by the experts as to how much they expect we could get from the first lease sale that would take place in ANWR, and the estimate is about $2.5 billion."
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"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours."
"It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?"
"Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water."
"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."
"People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine."
"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."
"Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard."
"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."
"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."
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