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"The ultimate profit of all businesses should be happiness."
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"I'm done in this business, that's for sure."
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"In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing."
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"When your in the movie business you have a start date and a stop date."
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"The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation."
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"Generally speaking, historically in this country, the care of a child has been thought of as female business."
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"Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business."
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"That's my only active wish. I think if I sang like Don Henley, this would be a lot more agreeable business."
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"Leave the President's family business to him. You will have plenty to do without trying to manage the First Family. They are likely to do fine without your help."
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"I was well aware of the fact that once you appeared in Doctor Who as something else, you were ruled out for the part of the Doctor: that was a kind of well known thing in the business."
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"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."
Work

"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology."
God

"The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most."
People

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
Men

"Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers."
People

"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."
God

"You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch."
War

"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up."
Iraq

"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."
Mother

"According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it."
Money
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