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"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."

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"Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies."

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"There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy, the latter - an act."

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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."

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