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"I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to."
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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."
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"We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the Mothers."
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"I think a lot of the Mothers stuff that we recorded was written while we were on the road."
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"I don't know how Frank presented the old Mothers, since I never read the book. There might be some opinions on what he said, but I - or anyone else - could not make any corrections to anything Frank did."
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"I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible."
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"Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel."
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"When I was 5, my mother threw a party, and a friend and I wrote and performed a play called The Dutch Doll."
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"I didn't grow up with my mother, and so losing her for real was like, some sort of latent childhood, some sort of unresolved issue. When she left for real, it was sort of like, I was done."
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"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
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"I have this phobia: I don't like mirrors. And I don't watch myself on television. If anything comes on, I make them shut it off, or I leave the room."
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"And I'm not an actress. I don't think I am an actress. I think I've created a brand and a business."
Business

"It's going to take a certain man for me to ever get involved with, because he'll have to realize I don't have two children, I have three. Tommy is always going to always be a part of my life."
Life

"The bust of Colonel Sanders stands as a monument to cruelty and has no place in the Kentucky state Capitol."
Cruelty

"My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy."
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"If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick."
People

"It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people."
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"It's great being blonde - with such low expectations it's easy to impress."
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"People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross."
People

"Making love in the morning got me through morning sickness. I found I could be happy and throw up at the same time."
Love
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