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"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."
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"Much of the demand for women in combat comes from female officers who are eager for medals and promotions."

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."

"No man can call himself liberal, or radical, or even a conservative advocate of fair play, if his work depends in any way on the unpaid or underpaid labor of women at home, or in the office."
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"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."


"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."


"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."


"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."


"The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready."


"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."


"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
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