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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
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"Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible."
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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."
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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."
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"I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing."
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"If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."
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"Name the greatest of all inventors: Accident."
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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."
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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."
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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."
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"Life is a prison in which we find ourselves."
Life

"I don't have a garden full of flowers.I have a garden full of love."
Love

"Is a figment of our imagination actually reality coming to life?"
Philosophy

"Drink from the cup of life, you will be fulfilled.Yet...drink from the milk container in the fridge,and your wife will make you wish that you had drunk from the cup of life."
Life

"Your beauty isn't in your laughter. It's in your soul."
Spiritual

"When I look inside myself, I find I am to blame,For everything that I've done wrong,And said others were to blame."
Responsibility

"A clone may be a good copy, but you are the real thing!"
Identity

"When we live in the past, there is no future."
Time

"Sometimes I think that we're the aliens."
Speculation

"In the end it was worth it."
Reflection
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