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"Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to bite you in the ass."
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"Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to bite you in the ass."
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"Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. 'That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table."
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"I figured, what harm could come from a little bit of fun? Crabs. The Canadian girl gave me crabs."
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"To Reap The Result Of Destructive Behavior Is To Do Evil."
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"You get hit the hardest when trying to run or hide from a problem. Like the defense on a football field, putting all focus on evading only one defender is asking to be blindsided."
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"In this world of many consequences, people help people to achieve or to fail, take care of whom to trust."
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"All too often, the rabbit hole is as deep as you have dug it."
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"One moment of incompetence can be fatal."
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"Underestimate is the sign of getting fucked up."
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"He thought about it for a minute. The kitty was only around seven thousand give or take a gold tooth and some coinage " minus the ship " which must've been worth well, a lot more than seven thousand, even in scrap metal. An alarm was going off somewhere, faintly."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence
"Love is like skydiving without a parachute."
Love
"Sometimes stupid is crime enough."
Judgment
"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
Humor
"Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls."
Chaos
"I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear."
Valor
"Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air."
Humor
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
Knowledge
"Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing."
Sexuality
"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace
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