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"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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"I do give books as gifts sometimes, when people would rather have one than a new Ferrari."
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"If something in your writing gives support to people in their lives, that's more than just entertainment-which is what we writers all struggle to do, to touch people."
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"Perhaps being old is having lighted rooms inside your head, and people in them, acting. People you know, yet can't quite name."
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"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action."
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"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
Children

"I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year."
Time

"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
Wife

"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
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"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
Humor

"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance."
Appearance

"If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward."
Laughter

"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
People

"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
People

"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."
Mother
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