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"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
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"I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year."
"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."
"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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"Whatever good things people say of us, they tell us nothing new."
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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