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"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
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"I am not for raising taxes on the American people in a soft economy."

"I do think you feel a little bit like you are preying on people's lives."

"People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone."

"Deeply earnest and thoughtful people stand on shaky footing with the public."
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"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."


"I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year."


"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."


"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
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