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"Humor is the affectionate communication of insight."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"
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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."
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"To me she said, "It's this stupid gotcha thing, they've been doing it for weeks now. Leaping out at each other and us, scaring the hell out of everyone.""It's a game of wits," Bert said to me."Half-wits," Kristy added."
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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"
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"Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?""And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine."
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"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."
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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."
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"A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead."
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"First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people."
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"Satire is focused bitterness."
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"Humor is the affectionate communication of insight."
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"Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us to look before we leap promptly warns us that if we hesitate we are lost; that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but out of sight, out of mind."
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"Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear more and talk less."
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"Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined."
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"I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe."
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"Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense."
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"If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it."
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