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Rita Rudner

"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."

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"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."

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"My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian."

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"I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend."

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"Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule."

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"He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend."

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"I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school."

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"West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend."

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"I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together."

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"My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good."

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"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"
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"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."
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"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"
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