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"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
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"My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian."
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"You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend."
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"I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend."
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"Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too."
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"West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend."
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"My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good."
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"Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend."
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"I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend."
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"I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together."
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"I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 17. There were boys at school that I would find out later had a crush on me but I was too shy to talk to them."
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"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
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"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Life
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
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"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."
Mother
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
Age
"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
Time
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
Old
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Men
"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."
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"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""
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