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"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
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"I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend."
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"Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend."
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"The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend."
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"My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good."
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"West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend."
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"My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian."
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"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'."
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"I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend."
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"Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule."
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"I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support."
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"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
Feet
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
Old
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Marriage
"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
Time
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
People
"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"
Men
"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Life
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Woman
"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."
Men
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
Love
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