top of page
.png){kind=small}
Exlpore more Satire quotes
"Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with."
"They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters."
"After having so nobly disentangled themselves from the shackles of Parental Authority, by a Clandestine Marriage, they were determined never to forfeit the good opinion they had gained in the World, in so doing, by accepting any proposals of reconciliation that might be offered them by their Fathers, to their farther trial of their noble independence however they never were exposed."
"A distinguished clergyman told me that he chose the profession of a clergyman because it afforded the most leisure for literary pursuits. I would recommend to him the profession of a governor."
"I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don't get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce sleepiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after ingesting more than one chapter. Has been known to cause blindness, seizures and a terminal loathing of literature. Should only be taken under the supervision of a highly trained English teacher. Preferably one who grades on the curve."
Explore more quotes by Santosh Kalwar
"O holy Sunday, let your darkness not come along my way. Let her nurture internal and external world, as I start my personal day."
"Her touch is like doing simple mathWhen she sleeps in the bed, subtracting clothesThere is a red ink, like a sparkling red wine, adding colorsDividing body, remembering gods, without multiplying."
"The trouble in life is not that you are extraordinarily or ordinarily talented but you are read posthumously."
"Many things have been written and will be written for dream. Dreams are nothing but our unclear expectations."
"Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare."
"You only get one life. Live it to the fullest. All your miseries will be forgiven when you will be dead."
bottom of page