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"One of the greatest challenges in collecting child support is that deadbeat dads move from job to job and state to state. it's hard to keep track of them."
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"The more you stay in this kind of job, the more you realize that a public figure, a major public figure, is a lonely man."
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"The pencil of the Holy Ghost hath labored more in describing the afflictions of Job than the felicities of Solomon."
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"I'm a guy who never wanted to hold a steady job, because I was worried about the monotony."
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"If kids come to educators and teachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important."
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"I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job."
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Personal Development

"Masochism is a valuable job skill."
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Personal Development

"I know what my job is: I write the songs, I sing them, I play them on the piano."
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"Sure it's a big job; but I don't know anyone who can do it better than I can."
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"The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the battlefield."
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"College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil."
College

"You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other."
Friendship

"I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet."
Skin

"I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself."
Age

"Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me."
Life

"Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door."
Love

"I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job."
Job

"I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show."
Love

"I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people."
Truth

"I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced."
American
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