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"If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious."
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"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."
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"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."
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"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"I still drive my 1977 Honda Accord. The paint is almost all worn off. It's still running."
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"To be a good artist, you have to serve the work of art and allow it to be what it is supposed to be."
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"If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious."
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"I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once."
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"I think software patents are a bad idea. Many patents are given for trivial inventions."
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"Real programmers can write assembly code in any language."
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"I think operating systems work best if they're free and open. Particular applications are more likely to be proprietary."
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"The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."
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"We are so Post-Modern that we don't realize how Post-Modern we are anymore."
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"If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't."
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