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"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"I felt my mother about the place. I don't think she haunts me, but I wouldn't put it past her."
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"People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you."
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"The third lesson and tip actually comes from two of my favorite political philosophers: Mao Tse-tung and Mother Theresa - not often coupled with each other, but the two people I turn to most to basically deliver a simple point which is 'you're going to make choices; you're going to challenge; you're going to say why not; you're going to figure out how to do things that have never been done before."
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"We struggle to understand how any mother could kill her own children."
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"When I saw Virginia Woolf, somewhere between the first and second acts, someone I had known as my mother became somebody else."
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"I met the guys through a friend of a friend, and their former drummer had quit. I wasn't too familiar with the Chili Peppers before that, so I joined at the end of 88' and we finished recording Mother's Milk at the end of 89', next thing I know I'm in Spin with a sock."
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"My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked."
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"Understood what the struggle was about. My mother. Couldn't read or write, but she had more sense than many a graduate from Harvard."
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"My mother and father were fantastic, very active. I find it difficult to say this, but I'm quite a loving person and I've always been loving to my friends. In the long run, that pays off. I'm very interested in other people, and if you are, they're interested in you."
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"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
Sky
"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."
Man
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
Love
"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
Mother
"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"
Man
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
Rap
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
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