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"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
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"My mother insisted that I have a normal upbringing."
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"Madlen came to sit beside her on the bed. "Lady Queen," she said with her own particular brand of rough gentleness. "It is not the job of the child to protect her mother. It's the mother's job to protect the child. By allowing your mother to protect you, you gave her a gift. Do you understand me?"
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"She was a genius, my mother."
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"I heard stories from my mother's mother who was an American Indian. She was spiritual, although she did not go to church, but she had the hum. She used to tell me stories of the rivers."
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"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
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"My mother had lots and lots of children who didn't survive."
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"I remember all too well the premiere of Ecstasy when I watched my bare bottom bounce across the screen and my mother and father sat there in shock."
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"My mother taught me to read."
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"When I saw Virginia Woolf, somewhere between the first and second acts, someone I had known as my mother became somebody else."
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"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."
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"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
Love
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating
"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
Mother
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
Rap
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
Chess
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."
America
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