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"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
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"I look like Walt Disney just threw up."
Disney

"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
President

"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car

"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
Confession

"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
Mother

"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating

"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
Chess

"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
Rap

"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
Sky

"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."
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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."
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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."
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"We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the Mothers."
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"No one is going to try to fill my mother's shoes, what she did was fantastic. It's about making your own future and your own destiny and Kate will do a very good job of that."
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"I think a lot of the Mothers stuff that we recorded was written while we were on the road."
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"It's my mother's engagement ring so I thought it was quite nice because obviously she's not going to be around to share any of the fun and excitement of it all - this was my way of keeping her close to it all."
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"My mother was the dearest, sweetest angel. She didn't talk; she sang. She was a tower of strength."
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"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother."
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"I don't know how Frank presented the old Mothers, since I never read the book. There might be some opinions on what he said, but I - or anyone else - could not make any corrections to anything Frank did."
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