"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."

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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."

"I felt my mother about the place. I don't think she haunts me, but I wouldn't put it past her."

"When I saw Virginia Woolf, somewhere between the first and second acts, someone I had known as my mother became somebody else."

"My mother and father were fantastic, very active. I find it difficult to say this, but I'm quite a loving person and I've always been loving to my friends. In the long run, that pays off. I'm very interested in other people, and if you are, they're interested in you."

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