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Ryan Stiles

"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."

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"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."

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Ryan Stiles
"I look like Walt Disney just threw up."

Disney

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Ryan Stiles
"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."

President

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Ryan Stiles
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."

Car

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Ryan Stiles
"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."

Confession

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Ryan Stiles
"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."

Mother

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Ryan Stiles
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."

Eating

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Ryan Stiles
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."

Chess

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Ryan Stiles
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."

Rap

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Ryan Stiles
"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."

Sky

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Ryan Stiles
"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."

America

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Aberjhani

"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."

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Aberjhani

"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."

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Aberjhani

"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."

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Aberjhani

"We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the Mothers."

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Aberjhani

"No one is going to try to fill my mother's shoes, what she did was fantastic. It's about making your own future and your own destiny and Kate will do a very good job of that."

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Aberjhani

"I think a lot of the Mothers stuff that we recorded was written while we were on the road."

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Aberjhani

"It's my mother's engagement ring so I thought it was quite nice because obviously she's not going to be around to share any of the fun and excitement of it all - this was my way of keeping her close to it all."

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Aberjhani

"My mother was the dearest, sweetest angel. She didn't talk; she sang. She was a tower of strength."

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Aberjhani

"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother."

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Aberjhani

"I don't know how Frank presented the old Mothers, since I never read the book. There might be some opinions on what he said, but I - or anyone else - could not make any corrections to anything Frank did."

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