"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."

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"People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you."

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Hoagy Carmichael, American Composer

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"People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you."

"I grew up in Jackson, Mississippi, really in suburbia, so my mother was in community theatre plays."

"Of all the roles I've played, none has been as fulfilling as being a mother."

"My mother had morning sickness after I was born."

"When a woman gives birth to a child, the child needs to be able to digest the mother's milk; but when this child is old enough to begin to eat other foods, there is some switching off of this ability to consume milk."

"My mother wanted me to be a concert pianist."

"My mother was the total influence. My father was what we call a nomadic person; he was a wanderer."

"Ignorance is the mother of devotion."

"That's so different in Hong Kong when I'm using my own mother language, I can treat the line in one thousand different ways, with many different reactions."

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