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"PHI is one H of a lot cooler than PI!"
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"Mr. Langdon, I did not ask if you believe what man says about God. I asked if you believed in God. There is a difference. Holy scripture is stories...legends and history of man's quest to understand his own need for meaning. I am not asking you to pass judgment on literature. I am asking if you believe in God. When you lie out under the stars, do you sense the divine? Do you feel in your gut that you are staring up at the work of God's hands?"
Spiritual
"Hoped to prove that science and religion are two totally compatible fields-two different approaches to finding the same truth."
Knowledge
"Knowledge is a tool, and like all tools, its impact is in the hands of the user."
Learning
"My interest in secret societies is the product of many experiences, some I can discuss, others I cannot."
Interest
"PHI is one H of a lot cooler than PI!"
Humor
"The power of human thought grows exponentially with the number of minds that share that thought."
Mindset
"Knowledge is power, and the right knowledge lets man perform miraculous, almost godlike tasks."
Education
"The only difference between you and God is that you have forgotten you are divine."
Divinity
"History, if it has taught us anything at all, has taught us that the strange ideas we deride today will one day be our celebrated truths."
History
"Forgiveness is God's greatest gift."
Forgiveness
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