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"After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy."
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"Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties."
Woman
"The problem is, we elected a manager and we need a leader. Let's face it: Bush is just dim."
Management
"I love children and I get along with them great. It's just that I believe if you're going to be a parent, there has to be something inside you that says, 'I want a family.' I don't feel that sense of urgency."
Love
"There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theater actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on."
God
"I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything."
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"The only failure is not to try."
Failure
"We're picking on people we can beat."
People
"But I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which is being dead. So I'll take getting older."
Being
"You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk."
Film
"The idea that every time you do a film you're supposed to be tortured confuses me. I mean, guys who say, 'Oh, it's really tough, my character is really suffering' -come on. For us, even in the rotten ones we've had a good time. I don't think you have to suffer."
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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."
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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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Personal Development
"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."
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"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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"A cold atheistical materialism is the tendency of the so-called material philosophy of the present day."
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"Every day, I have a most embarrassing moment."
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"No charges have been filed by the L.A. district attorney's office, and for that I am appreciative. I have said it before, but we all make mistakes, and the day will come soon enough where you no longer read of mine in the tabloids."
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Personal Development
"Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day."
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