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"After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"Laughter is day, and sobriety is night; a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, more bewitching than either."
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"When I was growing up, there were just the three channels, so as a nation we all sat down to the same meal at the end of the day. Now there's been this explosion."
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"I'll probably make loads of plans, and then just sit around on my bottom all day long and do nothing."
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"I live every day to its fullest extent and I don't sweat the small stuff."
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"I'm so happy to have been a part of that process and I would go straight back into the desert in a ton of chain mail for Ridley any day of the week. He's an amazing director and I can't wait to see the long version."
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"I have a great husband, great parents and in-laws, and I have help with a nanny. It's not easy, but there are others who do it every day and don't have a high-profile job as I do."
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"It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen."
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"There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq."
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"After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy."
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"I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything."
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"The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.'"
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"The hardest thing is trying not to correct everything on the Internet. It'd be night and day - wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you just have to say, 'All right, I'll take it, bring it on.'"
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"I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him."
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"Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up."
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"I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move."
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"There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theater actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on."
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