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"Promise me, Amelie, that you'll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love."I hardly think there's any chance of that, Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity."
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"One thing you learn early growing up a girl--people always talk, whatever you do,' Glain said. 'What bliss it must be to be male."
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"And without forgiveness, there is never any peace."
Peace
"Does it give you deja voodoo how alike the houses are?""That's deja vu, and I hate you right now.""For narcing on you to your mom? Wait until you hear what I tell your dad."From the sly grin on his face, she knew what he was thinking."Don't you even think about it.""I could tell him about the time we-""Hell, no."
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"You'd be surprised what people will do for money that they wouldn't do forlove.Myrnin."
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"He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take a look at him. Shane?""I'm not dropping my pants," Shane said. "I just thought I'd say that up front."
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"In real life, you don't get a reset, and you don't get extra lives, and I got the crap pounded out of me."
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"I had a good teacher.""Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass.""I mean you, dummy."
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"Don't run I never liked fast food."
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"I can handle Glory." "Can you?" Eve asked. "Because I notice you never call her Gloriana. Just Glory." He shut up. Which is probably about the only smart thing he can do, Claire thought."
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"Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that."
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"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."
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"The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you."
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"Starving whilst schooled is like a man's finding out that his wife is on her periods - a few seconds after he took Viagra."
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"I always listen to you. Except when I don't."
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"I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony"."
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"The happiness of the superficial: when a man who has lost his donkey finds it again."
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"Irony: When those who call others a 'threat to Christianity' reject the crucial tenets of their own faith themselves."
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"What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!"
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"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"
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"What happens if a car comes? We die."
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