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"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
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"I look like Walt Disney just threw up."
Disney
"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
Sky
"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"
Man
"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
President
"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
Wife
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
Chess
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
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"Ensemble is hard to do. It's like 3-D chess."
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"Chess is the gymnasium of the mind."
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"I think that by and large chess players have been very kind. Like I said there have been a few incidents, but they certainly didn't serve to bring me down any."
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"Chess is intellectual gymnastics."
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"Whoever sees no other aim in the game than that of giving checkmate to one's opponent will never become a good Chess player."
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"The human element, the human flaw and the human nobility - those are the reasons that chess matches are won or lost."
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"Chess is not for timid souls."
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"I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess."
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"I also follow chess on the Internet, where Kasparov's site is very interesting."
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"I try to help developing junior chess. When I lived in USSR, I got a lot of free help from very good coaches - now I am trying to repay that debt."
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