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"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
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"Never having played Chess before, it was most interesting to be playing the game with no pieces in front of me. But I still knew how to stroke my hair when I won."
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"My freshman year of high school I joined the chess and math clubs."
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"I also follow chess on the Internet, where Kasparov's site is very interesting."
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"The human element, the human flaw and the human nobility - those are the reasons that chess matches are won or lost."
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"Chess is the gymnasium of the mind."
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"I am thinking about chess in schools in particular. In the USA more than 3200 children competed in an event."
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"The Soviet Union was an exception, but even there chess players were not rich. Only Fischer changed that."
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"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
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"Whoever sees no other aim in the game than that of giving checkmate to one's opponent will never become a good Chess player."
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"Nowadays there is more dynamism in chess, modern players like to take the initiative. Usually they are poor defenders though."
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"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
Mother
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
Chess
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
Sky
"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
Wife
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
President
"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."
Man
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
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