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"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
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"Never having played Chess before, it was most interesting to be playing the game with no pieces in front of me. But I still knew how to stroke my hair when I won."
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"Chess is not for timid souls."
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"After that, Kasparov stepped back from chess which is, and I want this to be clear, not good for chess in general at all. As a whole, the current situation in the chess world leaves a lot to be desired."
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"I also follow chess on the Internet, where Kasparov's site is very interesting."
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"My freshman year of high school I joined the chess and math clubs."
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"I try to help developing junior chess. When I lived in USSR, I got a lot of free help from very good coaches - now I am trying to repay that debt."
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"I think that by and large chess players have been very kind. Like I said there have been a few incidents, but they certainly didn't serve to bring me down any."
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"Whoever sees no other aim in the game than that of giving checkmate to one's opponent will never become a good Chess player."
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"The Chess-board must be placed with a white square at the right-hand corner."
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"I learned that fighting on the chess board could also have an impact on the political climate in the country."
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"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
Sky
"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."
Man
"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
President
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
Love
"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
Mother
"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"
Man
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
Rap
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
Chess
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating
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