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"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
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"It is not altogether wrong to say that there is no such thing as a bad photograph - only less interesting, less relevant, less mysterious ones."
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"Dylan can do no wrong."
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"There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side."
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"I remember we woke up one morning at Denny's house and John Phillips called. He said, you guys okay? We said, yeah, what's wrong, what's going on? He said, well, everybody's dead over at Sharon's house at Terry Melcher's place."
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"The Pentagon said that these prisoners were kept in accordance with the Geneva Convention, and of course I was not reassured by that, but I couldn't prove that that was wrong; so we're clearer about that."
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"As soon as you know what you're doing, you're doing it wrong."
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"I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'"
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"After the last two years of springtime gas price spikes, nearly everyone in Southeast Wisconsin understands that something is wrong with our gasoline regulation and supply system."
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"If a story isn't working, I'm simply unable to finish it. That's what usually tells me something is wrong."
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"If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong."
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"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."
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"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."
Bed
"Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man."
Age
"Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness."
Anger
"You can fool too many of the people too much of the time."
Time
"The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it."
Home
"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."
Breeding
"The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess."
Future
"Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision."
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"There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures."
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