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"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
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"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there."
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"'Tis better to suffer wrong than do it."
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"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for everyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence."
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"It's a terrible thing to speak well and be wrong."
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"To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short."
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"It is not altogether wrong to say that there is no such thing as a bad photograph - only less interesting, less relevant, less mysterious ones."
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"I got beat up up in Texas because my bootlaces were the wrong color."
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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
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"If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it."
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"If I've still got my pants on in the second scene, I think they've sent me the wrong script."
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"The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth."
Humor
"The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic."
Difference
"The most dangerous food is wedding cake."
Food
"The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them; Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road."
Knowledge
"My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language."
Answers
"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
Wrong
"Love is what you've been through with somebody."
Love
"Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything."
Laughter
"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost."
Humor
"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."
Bed
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