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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"

"Imagine, a September 11 with weapons of mass destruction. It's not 3,000. It's tens of thousands of innocent men, women and children."

"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."

"Women never have young minds. They were born three thousand years old."

"The superiority of one man's opinion over another's is never so great as when the opinion is about a woman."
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"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"

"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."

"Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it."

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"

"Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite."

"You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help."

"One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind."

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on."

"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left."
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