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"He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it."
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"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."
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"The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles."
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"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."
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"And are you going to explain why you consider competing with me to be the most sincere form of compliment? "Of course I am, Lightsong said. "My dear, have you ever known me to make an inflammatorily ridiculous statement without providing an equally ridiculous explanation to substantiate it? "Of course not, she agreed. "You are nothing if not exhaustive in your self-congratulatory made-up logic. "I am rather exceptional in that regard."
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"Wit must be foiled by wit: cut a diamond with a diamond."
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"He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it."
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"When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs."
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"His foe was folly and his weapon wit."
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"Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years."
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"Your wit makes others witty."
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"I have found you an argument; I am not obliged to find you an understanding."
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"What an insignificant life is this which I am now leading!"
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"We must take our friends as they are."
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"A page of my journal is like a cake of portable soup. A little may be diffused into a considerable portion."
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"It is not every man who can be exquisitely miserable, any more than exquisitely happy."
Man

"A companion loves some agreeable qualities which a man may possess, but a friend loves the man himself."
Friendship

"I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am."
Hate

"If venereal delight and the power of propagating the species were permitted only to the virtuous, it would make the world very good."
Power

"I have discovered that we may be in some degree whatever character we choose. Besides, practice forms a man to anything."
Character

"He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it."
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