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"You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say."
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Personal Development
"I want to get within myself and write. I really, really want to write."
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Personal Development
"It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got."
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Personal Development
"I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it."
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Personal Development
"I want to keep a mysterious side to me. I want to keep a mysterious side to me."
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Personal Development
"And several galleries - two had asked me and I said no, because I didn't want to leave things on consignment."
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Personal Development
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
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Personal Development
"Don't say "the White House wants." Buildings can't want."
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Personal Development
"When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to."
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"I've done yoga, and I want to start Pilates soon."
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"For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!"
Time
"The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most."
People
"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology."
God
"You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch."
War
"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."
God
"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up."
Iraq
"Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate."
War
"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."
Work
"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."
Father
"More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own."
Action
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