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"If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter."
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"Talk is over-rated as a means of settling disputes."
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"If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."
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"I mean normally you have your agent call the other agent and all the agents talk and then finally you get a phone call and you hear some misrepresentation of what someone else had to say."
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"I go to my favourite tournament, I talk about my favourite sport and it's just a great month of parading."
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"Don't appear so scholarly, pray. Humanize your talk, and speak to be understood."
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"If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales."
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"I'm guarded; I don't talk much."
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"One of the things that I've come to understand is that as I talk a lot about Picard, what I find is that I'm talking about myself."
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"We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest."
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"Our bodies are hanging along for the ride, but my brain is talking to your brain. And if we want to understand who we are and how we feel and perceive, we really understand what brains are."
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"When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes."
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"Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?"
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"I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed."
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"Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can't resist."
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"I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly."
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"When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me."
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"Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat."
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"I had slumps that lasted into the winter."
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"If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter."
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