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"If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter."
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"We would rather speak ill of ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all."
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"If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."
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"I never did pal around with actresses. Their talk usually bored me to tears."
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"It is possible to stand around with a cocktail in one's hand and talk with everyone, which means with no one."
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"Before I ever put anything on paper, Jerry and I would talk back and forth."
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"I never let my subject get in the way of what I want to talk about."
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"You can be a great reporter and not be such a great talk show host."
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"I'm guarded; I don't talk much."
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"Los Angeles is an industry town, and it has great facilities and personnel. The disadvantage is that everyone there seems to talk about the same subject matter."
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"We tend to prefer candidates that don't talk about us one way in Scranton and another way in San Francisco."
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"If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter."
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"Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can't resist."
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"I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly."
Entertainment
"I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed."
Hope
"Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat."
People
"I had slumps that lasted into the winter."
Sports
"When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes."
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"Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?"
Woman
"When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me."
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