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"If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter."
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"When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes."
Man

"I had slumps that lasted into the winter."
Sports

"If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter."
Talk

"I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly."
Entertainment

"Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can't resist."
Abuse

"When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me."
Coach

"I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed."
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"Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?"
Woman

"Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat."
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"I am told that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it."
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"We would rather speak ill of ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all."
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"One must steer, not talk."
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"I never did pal around with actresses. Their talk usually bored me to tears."
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"It's almost better most times to not talk in a scene. I think you can actually express a lot more without words."
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"I wondered if I would talk about drug use. But I guess, why hide it?"
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"I'll let the racket do the talking."
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"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."
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"In the theater, characters have to cut the umbilical cord from the writer and talk in their own voices."
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"Talk when you talk, walk when you walk, and die when you die."
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