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"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."
"He fashioned hell for the inquisitive."
"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell."
"The safest road to hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts."
Explore more quotes by David Letterman
"President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger."
"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."
"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."
"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
"Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard."
"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."
"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population."
"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either."
"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
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