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"I'd heard he was good, and what the hell sense does it make not to hire somebody because of their color?"
"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell."
"From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it."
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"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."
"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."
"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."
"We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets."
"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."
"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."
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