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"Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?"
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"I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know."
Christian
"If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism."
Racism
"I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined."
Democracy
"In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography."
Politics
"Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments."
Debate
"While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security."
Security
"Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country."
Life
"Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush."
Peace
"Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear."
Liberal
"Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant."
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"We must not contradict, but instruct him that contradicts us; for a madman is not cured by another running mad also."
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"From that day on, I ran from spot to spot."
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"Hitting the ball was easy. Running around the bases was the tough part."
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"Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your fingers, the soft inner part of the peel. The smell. Try and you can't. The brain doesn't process negatives."
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"Sometimes I think my writing sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running."
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"I believe in gradual experimentation with running shoes."
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"The assimilationist movement is running us into the ground."
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"When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around."
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"I've done archery for about six weeks, and rock climbing, tree climbing - and combat, running and vaulting. But also yoga and things like that, to stay catlike!"
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"Maybe he just looks good compared to the bores he's running against."
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