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"Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican."
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"I'd be honored to be playing a Republican, although I'm not."
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"Last week in the Homeland Security Committee, Republicans were against port security; and today, one week after Democrats unveiled our Real Security Agenda, they're for it."
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"Unlike the Reagan and Bush Administrations, with but one exception, the Clinton administration failed to reach out to Republicans in creating a new team, and eventually paid a political price."
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"Republicans regard Dean as one of their best secret weapons, I have yet to find a Democrat who, in private chatter, doesn't think he's a problem for them."
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"The definition of a Schwarzenegger Republican is a Bush Republican who says he's a Schwarzenegger Republican."
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"I'm pro-choice and those things, but I typically vote Republican."
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"And, finally, as a Republican, I believe it is important to keep our word and keep our covenant, and that is exactly what we should do with the Wright amendment today."
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"There's no safe Republican district. You can run, but you cannot hide."
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"Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican."
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"There are fewer and fewer Republicans."
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"A man who envies our family is a man who needs help."
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"Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
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"Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican."
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"Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?"
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"Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day."
Sports
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