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"A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday."
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"Why is the church failing so miserably in impacting the nations of the earth?"

"I do not use profanity in my novels. My characters all go to church."

"The early Church had nothing but the Old Testament. The New Testament lies hidden in the Old; the Old Testament lies open in the New."

"The Popish theory, which assumes that Christ, the Apostles and believers, constituted the Church while our Saviour was on earth, and this organization was designed to be perpetual."

"I look at tens of thousands of church leaders who still do need a bit of an awakening."

"I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot."

"I walked away from going to church when I was 8. I didn't set foot in another church until I was 28."

"We were environmentalists of the Teddy Roosevelt theory. We believed in separation of church and state. We believed in the independence of the Supreme Court not being subject to politicians."
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"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down."

"Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."

"An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong."

"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure."

"Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."

"The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any."
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