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"This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."
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"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
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"The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive."
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"A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right."
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"Most of the things that need to be said about the President are things he can't say himself."
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"The president's budget proposals have neglected water infrastructure."
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"We are still waiting for the president to introduce a concrete plan. He has just hinted at what he is thinking about doing, but no one has seen a proposal."
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"I'm a huge Obama fan. I think it's such an unbelievably great thing to have a President who's competent and not insane."
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"The longer the president goes without telling his side of the story, the more unease there will be in the public."
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"Every President hates the Press."
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"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
Sky
"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."
Man
"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
President
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
Love
"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
Mother
"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"
Man
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
Rap
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
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