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"This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."
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"The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive."
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"A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right."
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"The president's budget proposals have neglected water infrastructure."
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"We are still waiting for the president to introduce a concrete plan. He has just hinted at what he is thinking about doing, but no one has seen a proposal."
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"I'm a huge Obama fan. I think it's such an unbelievably great thing to have a President who's competent and not insane."
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"Every President hates the Press."
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"One of your tasks is to separate the "personal" from the "substantive." The two can become confused, especially if someone rubs the President wrong."
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"At least she's the president of something, which is more than I can say."
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"I'm always happy to have the President visit North Carolina. Unfortunately, the citizens of North Carolina who could be most adversely affected by the President's plan have not been invited to the discussion."
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"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
Sky
"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."
Man
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"
Man
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
Rap
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
Wife
"I look like Walt Disney just threw up."
Disney
"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."
America
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