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"There's never a dearth of reasons to shoot at the President."
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"I can't believe George Bush might be president."
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"I must say I am not pleased to have to arrange the Senate schedule around the availability of Senators who are running for President."
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"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
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"With me it is exceptionally true that the Presidency is no bed of roses."
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"George W. Bush is not only a great president; he was a great candidate."
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"One of your tasks is to separate the "personal" from the "substantive." The two can become confused, especially if someone rubs the President wrong."
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"I have just come from the castle, where I have seen the president of the republic, and I can tell you that he has accepted all of my proposals without making any changes."
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"When you run for president of the United States, everybody does the same thing in the campaign-they talk about veterans, how much they admire them, how grateful they are."
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"What's been extraordinary about this president, Tim, and what's unique about this president is not that the administration is sputtering but rather everything he's taken on he's been able to accomplish."
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"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
Mother
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
Sky
"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
Wife
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
President
"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."
Man
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating
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