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"Don't hate the media, become the media."
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"I hate the word 'sneering', I can't help the way my face looks."
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"We do not hate as long as we still attach a lesser value, but only when we attach an equal or a greater value."
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"I hate the irreverent rabble and keep them far from me."
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"I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything."
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"Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."
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"The correlative to loving our neighbors as ourselves is hating ourselves as we hate our neighbors."
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"I never storyboard. I hate it. I don't understand why so many directors want to make comic strips of their films."
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"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it."
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"I hate the word wholesome."
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"I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways."
People
"Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously."
Politics
"Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out."
People
"It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears."
Trust
"If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press."
Hate
"When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny."
Fun
"The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't."
Fun
"It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world."
Favorite
"No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show."
Media
"Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy."
Comedy
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