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David Letterman

"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population."

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"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population."

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David Letterman
"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."

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David Letterman
"Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger."

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David Letterman
"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."

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David Letterman
"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."

Body

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David Letterman
"Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?"

Health

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David Letterman
"For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home."

Home

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David Letterman
"People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine."

People

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David Letterman
"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."

Business

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David Letterman
"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."

Race

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David Letterman
"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."

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Aberjhani

"The people who are absent are the ideal; those who are present seem to be quite commonplace."

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Aberjhani

"People can have many different kinds of pleasure. The real one is that for which they will forsake the others."

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Aberjhani

"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."

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Aberjhani

"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."

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Aberjhani

"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."

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Aberjhani

"Other people's beliefs may be myths, but not mine."

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Aberjhani

"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."

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Aberjhani

"Whatever good things people say of us, they tell us nothing new."

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Aberjhani

"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."

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Aberjhani

"We don't get to know people when they come to us; we must go to them to find out what they are like."

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