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"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."
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"You can't argue with religious people, you can't change their mind even if you prove them wrong."
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"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."
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"Open debate and full discourse on the topic of torture is a double-edged sword."
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"I am bound to furnish my antagonists with arguments but not with comprehension."
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"I don't really feel like I have to have a debate with my husband over issues."
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"There's a bit of debate about that; some say it was really Matthew, but the popular consensus is that Mark was the first one, so that's why I did that one first. And I was planning on doing all four."
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"I can assure you we are all strong-willed, forceful personalities and the president encourages vigorous debate."
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"The apologist is most entrusted with apologetics when capable of arguing his opponent's position better than his opponent."
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"When making a point, there are 2 types of people who may disagree with you: those who can support their reasons, and the childish ones who are too worried about being told what to do."
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"The first ingredient to being wrong is to claim that you are right. Geniuses have a knack for raising new questions. Hence by the public they are either admired for their creativity or, even more commonly so, detested for disturbing the daily peace of mind."
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"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either."
War
"Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger."
Importance
"The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong."
People
"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."
Race
"We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector."
Fun
"New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you."
Civilization
"A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag."
Time
"The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts."
Thought
"For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home."
Home
"There is no off position on the genius switch."
Genius
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