top of page
Quote_1.png
David Letterman

"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."

Standard 
 Customized
"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."

More 

Quote_1.png
David Letterman
"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."

Old

Quote_1.png
David Letterman
"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."

Body

Quote_1.png
David Letterman
"Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?"

Health

Quote_1.png
David Letterman
"People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine."

People

Quote_1.png
David Letterman
"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."

Race

Quote_1.png
David Letterman
"A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag."

Time

Quote_1.png
David Letterman
"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."

Daughter

Quote_1.png
David Letterman
"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."

People

Quote_1.png
David Letterman
"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."

Ladies

Quote_1.png
David Letterman
"Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed."

Time

More 

Quote_1.png
Aberjhani

"I strongly object to wrong arguments on the right side. I think I object to them more than to the wrong arguments on the wrong side."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Aberjhani

"The first ingredient to being wrong is to claim that you are right. Geniuses have a knack for raising new questions. Hence by the public they are either admired for their creativity or, even more commonly so, detested for disturbing the daily peace of mind."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Aberjhani

"Information, usually seen as the precondition of debate, is better understood as its by-product."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Aberjhani

"The job of the press is to encourage debate, not to supply the public with information."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Aberjhani

"In the midst of fighting there is no place for public debate."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Aberjhani

"I don't really feel like I have to have a debate with my husband over issues."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Aberjhani

"You can't argue with religious people, you can't change their mind even if you prove them wrong."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Aberjhani

"The most important event I covered was the Panama Canal debate, which dragged on for months."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Aberjhani

"Some of the most polished ideas are discovered through healthy, honest debate, so if you don't argue with yourself every once in a while, other people will gladly point out if, in any sense, you missed a spot."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Aberjhani

"The key to holding a logical argument or debate is to allow oneself to understand the other person's argument no matter how divergent their views may seem."

Author Name

Personal Development

bottom of page