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"I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."
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"I just want to try to ignore the scrutiny and all the distractions and just play hard basketball and let the best come... Improving game by game and trying to improve my game is what I want to do."
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"I have no desire to coach basketball."
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"Basketball is a team game. But that doesn't mean all five players should have the same amount of shots."
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"Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas."
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"The only reason I went to college was to play basketball. I injured my knee and couldn't play."
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"Basketball was not my main sport in grade school, or even the first year of high school."
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"Basketball is in my blood. It is my obligation to try."
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"That's what I do now: I lead and I teach. If we win basketball games from doing that, then that's great, but I lead and teach. Those are the two things I concentrate on."
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"You need a teaching coach who understands the game of basketball, not just some guy coming on the court talking about Xs and Os."
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"I played varsity on all of them for four years. I'm 5'9 and that's not that tall for a center so I was a forward. I loved playing volleyball and basketball and track I was good at, but it stressed me out."
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"They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."
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"But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough."
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"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
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"I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."
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"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live."
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"The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17."
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"It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it."
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"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."
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"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."
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"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."
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