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"I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."
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"I always wanted to be a basketball player."
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"In sixth grade, my basketball team made it to the league championships. In double overtime, with three seconds left, I rebounded the ball and passed it - to the wrong team! They scored at the buzzer and we lost the game. To this day, I still have nightmares!"
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"I think that basketball players should get the job done no matter how it looks on the screen."
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"You need a teaching coach who understands the game of basketball, not just some guy coming on the court talking about Xs and Os."
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"If you're a basketball player, you've got to shoot."
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"I'm pretty athletic and I play basketball a lot."
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"You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball."
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"Theaters are great. They're designed to sound good, not for basketball."
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"It wasn't until late high school and early college that I gained enough size and skill to make me welcome on intramural basketball teams."
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"The thing I like about my body is that it's strong. I can move furniture around my apartment. I can ride my horse... I can play basketball. It's a well functioning machine."
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"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."
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"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
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"Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it."
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"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live."
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"But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough."
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"It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it."
Truth
"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."
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"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."
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"They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."
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"The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17."
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