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"We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second."
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"Life is a flowing river. We came from earth and water. We will go back there after the magic of life."
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"Clear skies do not promise rain."
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"Spring dances with joy in every flower and in every bud letting us know that changes are beautiful and an inevitable law of life."
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"Every flower returns to sleep with the earth."
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"Spring is the only season that flutters in on gentle wings and builds nests in our hearts."
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"A puddle repeats infinity, and is full of light; nevertheless, if analyzed objectively, a puddle is a piece of dirty water spread very thin on mud."
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"I hear the sounds of melting snow outside my window every night and with the first faint scent of spring, I remember life exists..."
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"When I am in nature, my heart dances with butterflies and sings along with flowers."
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"A planet without birds is a planet without angels!"
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"Nature is a better scientist than any human can ever be."
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"Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?"
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"Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had."
Life
"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes."
Funny
"You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school."
School
"And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie."
Truth
"I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money."
Money
"Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy."
People
"We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second."
Nature
"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"
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"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."
Mother
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