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"As an unavoidable result of the inevitable loss of some physical and/or some mental abilities, many a man who has been alive for many years has become a boy again."
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"Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good."
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"Old age saves us from the realization of a great many fears."
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"Granny Weatherwax had a primal snore. It had never been tamed. No one had ever had to sleep next to it, to curb its wilder excesses by means of a kick, a prod in the small of the back, or a pillow used as a bludgeon. It had had years in a lonely bedroom to perfect the knark, the graaah, and the gnoc, gnoc, gnoc unimpeded by the nudges, jabs, and occasional attempts at murder that usually moderate the snore impulse over time."
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"If you manage to live long enough, most of your greatest fears become fond memories to look back on."
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"In the second half of life, people have less power to infatuate you. But they also have much less power to control you or hurt you."
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"Youth is gone -- gone -- and will never come back: can't help it."
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"Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities."
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"One's doing well if age improves even slightly one's capacity to hold on to that vital truism: "This too shall pass."
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"The more older we get, less question we ask. We have lost contacts, we have lost and the curiosity of the things."
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"Those times are over and gone, and good-riddance to them, too. We were hopelessly high-spirited. Now we're the thick-waisted generation, dragging along our children behind us and carrying our parents on our backs. And we're in charge, while the figures who used to command our respect are wasting away."
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"There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on."
Emotion
"88% of what we call good songs aren't really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had."
Music
"We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem."
Problems
"Most parents are not really 'supportive' because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they 'support' their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures - in the eyes of their peers and/or neighbours."
Parenting
"Patriotism is the narcissism of countries."
Politics
"Sense isn't democratic. An opinion uttered by 99 people does not necessarily make more sense than an opposing opinion that was uttered by one person."
Sense
"Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate."
Culture
"Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction."
Marriage
"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
Humor
"You can only be twice someone's age once."
Age
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