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"There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side."
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"To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short."
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"He's wrong he's so he's so wrong he's more wrong than an upside-down rainbow."
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"I've known Al Gore since he was born. He has been the best little boy, he was a boring child, and he has never done anything wrong."
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"A puritan is a person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things."
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"The Pentagon said that these prisoners were kept in accordance with the Geneva Convention, and of course I was not reassured by that, but I couldn't prove that that was wrong; so we're clearer about that."
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"I got beat up up in Texas because my bootlaces were the wrong color."
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"Journalists do not like to report on uncertainties. They would almost rather be wrong than ambiguous."
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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
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"I like playing on stage, don't get me wrong."
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"I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that."
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"I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself."
Books
"Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath."
Hollywood
"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."
Democrats
"I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night."
God
"I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin."
Day
"I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on."
People
"Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character."
Character
"A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it."
Man
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."
Roses
"Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember."
Happiness
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