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"Just keep it simple, Alice Faye. Remember how you taught yourself. Nothing's different just because you're on a yacht, or wearing a fancy dress. Or because you appear to have dropped acid and are now in the mirror room at the fun house."
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"Over complication only confuses the essence of things."
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"Simplicity saves strength."
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"Urgency fills our life with stress and anxiety. but slowness, simplicity, and love fill our life with beauty and happiness."
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"Life is all we need."
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"Adorn yourself with modest dressing."
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"Life has its beauty in its simplicity. Ugliness raises her head with complexity."
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"If you know the art of finding some things in a quite empty street, then you know the art of happiness!"
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"If you're under stress, your life is complex. Simplify your life to reduce the stress."
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"A cup of tea is all I need to keep working."
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"The spoon's color does not change the soup's taste."
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"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"
Humor
"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."
Humor
"Okay then, I suppose you get a pass on poker intimidation for the glasses, little brother. But everyone else is wearing them at the tables too, and they're all just sitting there, looking all serious, like they're birthing the Grand Theory of Everything."
Humor
"Alice, you might be the product of the biggest ball of ignorance, confidence, and good fortune the universe has ever manufactured. But if you're thinking that you can take your results at the virtual tables and your grand tactic of Ignorance Is Bliss, and make that work for the Main Event, forget it-it WON'T."
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"You know what Munny said to me, right before we left? She said, 'Watching someone die is hard work. Go to Australia and watch Faye fall in love with some dude named Rabbit. That should be fun."
Humor
"Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren't related, I would've left too. Actually—is it already too late for me to leave?"
Relationship
"Have you thrown 'Why is a raven like a writing desk?' at her yet?"
Philosophy
"I try not to laugh too loud, afraid a bark-like noise will be mistaken by any great whites lurking in the area as the distress call of a juvenile seal."
Fear
"Aw, you're nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?"
Humor
"As you know, the International Poker Tour, by its own admission, knows very little about poker games, one of which ended tragically last week when an IPT-sanctioned tournament aboard a yacht in Australia accidentally used tarot cards instead of playing cards. That's right, it's true! Apparently no one noticed until someone laid down a full house and the dealer died."
Satire
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